A 3-hour guided walk through the heart of Washington, D.C. — mixing behind-the-scenes political lore, scandal, and history with iconic monument views, by a guide who’s actually worked at the White House, Capitol Hill and C-SPAN.

“Tours are an unforgettable experience—full of history, humor and insights you won’t get anywhere else. ”

— Super Senior Officials Not Willing to be Named

Your Guide Behind the Safari

Welcome to town, I’ll be your host around what has famously been called “The Swamp” since founded in 1790.

What makes this tour different is simple: I actually know how Washington works. Over 15 years, I've built my career inside places like The White House, Capitol Hill, the media.

Along the way, , I'll share Washington's history, explain what works and what doesn't, and help you tell the difference between serious policy and pure theater. I'll let you in on a few of the city's worst-kept secrets and its best jokes.

This tour exists thanks to many friends and colleagues who have over the years told me they loved hearing various tales of Washington which I’ve chronicled.

Believe it or not, some of the stories told on this tour are even true.